The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...