Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...