Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!