The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...