Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...