You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
The complaint letter from Judi
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...