The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!