My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...