Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...