Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?