When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...