Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...