What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...