Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...