Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...