When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Computer used too long
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Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...