Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...