Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...