Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....