Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...