Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”