Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...