Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...