The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...