New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg