Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...