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Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Baseball in Heaven?
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Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Farm jokes 05
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Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Be politically correct
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