Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...