Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...