What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
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The black baby.
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Refrigerate elephants
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Newfie goes skydiving
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What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
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The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...