Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....