Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...