Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...