Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....