WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...