Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...