Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...