Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...