What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...