Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...