On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...