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At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
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Age Quotes
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If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
How you made money
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Two drunks
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A man calls his family doctor…
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An ode to old age
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Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
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Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
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