Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...