The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....