The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...