Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!