What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...