Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...