If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...