Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.