Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...